what is this?

The substack settings page says “this page should explain in detail the benefits of reading your publication”, so, here are some details about potential* benefits of subscribing and reading:

*not guaranteed

• 100% decrease in existential terror

• 100% increase in existential terror

• potential of getting transed

• increased knowledge and understanding of ways in which we might all die

• increased knowledge and understanding of ways in which we might all survive. maybe. hopefully.